replies to invite: janet & i

johann’s invitation prompted us to crank our creative juices to come up with suitable replies. janet was pretty amused.

here’s her reply:

Salutations Holder of the Milkbottle and Guardian of the Wet Nappies.... I hereby raise my wand & declare my interest to attend the Triwizard Tournament on 16 Nov. Kindly purchase one precious ticket for myself alone as Sir Wizard Jason has gone to the Magical Oak Forest on the island of Rockhampton to search for a very special wand for our Prince Cayden.

As Prince Cayden was born in the period Jun 10 - Jul 7, his wand is to be made from the King of the Forest - the mighty Oak tree. I know Sir Wizard Jason will be very disappointed that he missed the tournament but no worries... I will record the event and Silverhead will deliver the disc to him. Sir Wizard Jason can then view the tornament on his holly PSP.


Your Royal Highness.

Janet Chew Royal Guardian of Prince Cayden


and here’s my contribution:

greetings to my fellow wizard and dear friend, johann pang, royal wizard of the court of princess janelle

i see that you must have perfected the spell for checking your usual sloven spelling habit. no names have been mis-spelled in your invitation! per chance you've acquired a more powerful wand from ollivander's at diagon alley?

how time flies... the triwizard tournament is upon us again. and to have harry potter represent hogwarts must have been our dear old professor dumbledore's idea since harry is underage. then again, who else but harry who had stood before he-who-must-not-be-named and triumphed. i'm sure he'll do our alma mater proud.

speaking of which, the rumours that he-who-must-not-be-named has returned is utter rubbish!

any wizard or witch worth his hogwarts education would feel it in their bones the putrid sense of dread that now pervades us. the dark lord is back! no question about it. we must not let our guard down nor succumb to his death-eaters underlings!

that said, do count me in for the tournament for i can't wait to re-visit hogwarts after all these years.


yours magically,

mun yue
guardian of the yummy-licious cookies, friend of the royal court of princess janelle